Sober Skaters

soberskater · Head Ex-Lush In Charge

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM

AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER

FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES

"I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS

WIFE AND SAYS,

"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON

THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER

WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

Roger "Doc". Cool