Please Register and Login to this forum to stop seeing this advertsing.
Five Surgeons...
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:24 pm
soberskater
Head Ex-Lush In Charge
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 525
Location: Northern Utah
5 Surgeons
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
*The 1st surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The 2nd responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
*The 3rd surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."
*The 4th surgeon chimes in:*
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
*But the 5th surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable."
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
