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U.S. Redneck Special Forces
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:02 pm
soberskater
Head Ex-Lush In Charge
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 525
Location: Northern Utah
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
A new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas
Boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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