IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."? He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham,Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. (A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.)
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey! ," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
They walk among us ... AND THEY REPRODUCE!!! THAT IS SCAREY..
soberskater
Mike, sounds like the administration where I work... Over-education, and dumb as a box of rocks!
Roger "Doc".
UncleMike
You are probably being unfair to the rocks.
Trash
Mike that is an understatement...Doc could run the entire center by himself and do a better job our tax dollars at work?
UncleMike
taxes, we don't pay no stinking taxes....
and it got me in a lot of troublr too.
talk about the wreckage of my past......
so who's the idiot here..or as we used to asy in the tech suppoet world
that is a ID-10T error you have there buddy.
Trash
Mike I am pretty sure that the problem is a loose scew behind the keyboard. This issue can also be reffered to as PEBKAC. To fix this promptly apply the "Hammer" patch to the ID-10T port
Mike, sounds like the administration where I work... Over-education, and dumb as a box of rocks! 
our tax dollars at work? 