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Health Insurance, are you covered?ARE YOU COVERED?
A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING THE HOSPITAL.
WHEN, DURING
HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS
MASTURBATING.
"OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS
HE DOING THAT?"
THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY
SORRY..BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH SEMEN. IF HE DOESN'T DO THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY HE'LL BE IN
EXTREME PAIN AND HIS TESTICLES COULD RUPTURE!"
"OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK." COMMENTED THE WOMAN
IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A NURSE WAS
PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT. AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED "OH MY GOD!
HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
THE DOCTOR REPLIED..."SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."
Roger "Doc". 
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