soberskater
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I'm a princess...AN AIRLINE'S PASSENGER CABIN WAS BEING SERVED BY AN OBVIOUSLY GAY FLIGHT
ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE IN A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED THEM
FOOD AND DRINKS.
AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO DESCEND, HE CAME SWISHING DOWN THE AISLE! AND
ANNOUNCED TO THE PASSENGERS,"CAPTAIN MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE
THAT HE'LL BE LANDING THE BIG SCARY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF
YOU COULD JUST PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER."*
ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED A WELL-DRESSED RATHER EXOTIC
LOOKING WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MUSCLE. "PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER
THOSE BIG BRUTE ENGINES. I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE
MAIN MAN CAN PITTY-PAT US ON THE GROUND."
SHE CALMLY TURNED H ER HEAD AND SAID, "IN MY COUNTRY, I AM CALLED A
PRINCESS. I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE."
TO WHICH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, "WELL
SWEET-CHEEKS, IN MY COUNTRY, I'M CALLED A QUEEN, SO I OUT RANK YOU.
TRAY-UP, B**TCH!
Roger "Doc". 
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