soberskater
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Oh Richard, that hurts!!! The news just released the story today that Vice President Dick Cheney shot one of his homies while out bird hunting in Texas!  Imagine how embarrassing it must be for the guy to tell his nurse, "I got shot in the ass by a Dick!" 
Roger "Doc". 
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UncleMike
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"Your tax dollars at work for you"
He was hunting for Quail but hit a republican instead.
that will teach him to give the veep the bird.
this could go on for daze.....
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Trash
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hahahaha
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soberskater
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"The vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the bush."
"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.' "
The guy he shot ... had a mild heart attack," Jay Leno said last night. "To which Cheney said: 'Oh you big baby, I get those all the time. Come on, walk it off!"
Roger "Doc".
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UncleMike
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A Quale in the field is worth more than 2 in the Bush.
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soberskater
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 Do you know the difference between President Clinton and Vice President Cheyney?
 That probably actually is a gun in Cheyneys pants pocket!!!
Roger "Doc".
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UncleMike
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and he ain't happy to see ya either
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