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UncleMike · sent to me by a friend

The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal,
and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this William Wagenhoss?"
not sounding anything like my name, so I said "who is calling?"

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber band Powered Freezer
company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew
William personally and why was he calling this number. I then said
off to the side, "get really good pictures of the body and all the
blood" then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he
had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had
already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear
in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name,
address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew
the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour
before he made this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given
in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position at
his work place and the police were entering the building to take him
into custody. At that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying
of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming
down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
minutes. My meal was cold, but after what I had just pulled, it as
very enjoyable!!!!

soberskater

Bwhahahaha!!! I love screwing with telemarketers heads... Good one Mike. Wink

I usually start hitting on them, asking them what they are wearing etc. and then proceed to tell them that I am sitting there in my underwear and it goes downhill from there. They quickly ahng up and I never hear from them again! Twisted Evil

Roger "Doc". Cool

UncleMike

I used to program and build the "direct dialing" equipment they use (hey I just buld them, I don't use them) and they are a particular breed (the owners and managers) I could do with out.

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