soberskater
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The drunk & the john...A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling
scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after
that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate
why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming
about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I
try to pull the handle to flush, something comes up and
squeezes the fuck out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and
says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket
Roger "Doc". 
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