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soberskater · Head Ex-Lush In Charge

Bush In Hell
>>
>> One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
> immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
>>
>> "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
>> have
> no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
> I'm
> going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
> I'll
> let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
>>
>> I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty
> good, so the devil opened the first room.
>>
>> In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
> surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
> "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
> think I could do that all day long."
>>
>> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge
> hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
> after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
> would
> be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
> George.
>>
>> The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
> floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread
> eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
> Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
> The
> devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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